by Amanda Loh '13
Let’s be real, The Hunger Games is all about the sponsors. Tons of sponsors = lots of gifts. Gifts help tributes survive the elements and take out all of their opponents.
Barack Obama would easily win because he has the ultimate sponsors: Jay-Z and Beyoncé. This power couple would shower Obama with major swag and would convince other viewers to donate to his cause through their melodious beats.
Obama would skillfully use these items from his sponsors to pick off his opponents one by one, leaving him the victor.